On the topic of Valentine's day, these entertained me. I can imagine these pick-up lines being used by the Sheldons of the world, who upon delivering them, smile to themselves (creepily) and reminisce on how clever they are. If you believe they could aid you in your quest to find the perfect girl, you can order them on Nerd Dirty's Etsy. Perhaps they could print it on a t-shirt for you. Good . . .